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| I've got a few more things, but I'm out of gas. I'll just turn it over to Chris, and let him take it from here. Be forewarned though, he's especially angry today. More tomorrow. November 7, 2003 So, I dragged my tired and bloated body out of bed at 5:30 this morning, and was sitting in the living room having coffee with Toney, when the power went off. The lights flickered, then regained their composure, reduce fat then went off, came on, reduce fat went off, came on, reduce fat then went off. And stayed off. What the hell, man?! This can't stand! We're tax payers!! The situation presented a whole host of problems. There was only a small amount of coffee left, I'd have to shower in the dark, wouldn't be able to shave (I'm forced to use an electric razor because of the John Boy-caliber mole on my left cheek), wouldn't be able to iron a shirt... Fuck. I'm gonna go to work today looking like Bob Geldof, I shouted, while slurping my precious coffee in a demented state of agitation. I have no doubt I was making shifty-eyed faces like George W. |
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